IC Contact

[ace_attorney]

"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."

Comments

[text]

[ace_attorney]

Well, you sent me a message.

[text]

[runebladeknight]

I did?

[Pause. And then a follow-up message.]

This is probably going to sound like an odd question, but what did it say?

[text]

[ace_attorney]

(I feel like I'm being made a fool out of...)

"Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?"

Voice

[runebladeknight]

[She'll switch over to voice now, and you can hear the relief in it.] Oh. So nothing horrible. [Phew!] Sorry about that; there seems to be a virus affecting everyone's NVs, sending out random text messages. You might want to look through your own recently sent list just in case.

Voice

[ace_attorney]

No, just weird, really... I mean, do you know the answer?

(If so, I'm not sure if that would be relieving or even more worrying.)

R-Right, I'll check... Thanks.

Voice

[runebladeknight]

There's a lot worse that have been sent out; I can live with weird above humiliating.

I can't even fathom why anyone would do something like cover a puzzle in sauce and put it in a microwave.

Voice

[ace_attorney]

...Yeah, I'm finding that out pretty quickly, myself.

Maybe it was a jigsaw of a grilled chicken sandwich or something.

(Anyone can make a mistake, after all.)