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ace_attorney) wrote2015-01-15 01:57 pm
ace_attorney) wrote2015-01-15 01:57 pm
IC Contact
"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."
"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."
This room I'm in is full of reasons why I should be in prison.
(I can't say I'm surprised. Something was going to snap eventually. Something that wasn't a whip.)
Sounds like you're really hard at work as a teacher, von Karma.
Sounds like you're really hard at work as a teacher, von Karma.
(I'm trying to figure out how that would happen while still... being not on fire.)
Sir, I think you have the wrong number.
(If there's a right number for this message, I can't imagine what it would be.)
Sir, I think you have the wrong number.
(If there's a right number for this message, I can't imagine what it would be.)
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Edited 2012-02-01 07:45 (UTC)
NV Virus Text (Because Phoenix is hilarious and I want CR)
runebladeknight
2012-02-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
In the future, go see the doctor for your drinking problem, not me.
(Does she not even remember?)
(Does she not even remember?)
(What is today, stupid day?)
Because life is full of mysteries?
Because life is full of mysteries?
(The metal detector at the courthouse... That's suspicious. But much more horrifying is the beginning of that sentence. I hope he has a bad case of Autocorrectitis or something.)
I really don't want to hear about it.
I really don't want to hear about it.
[Peering at the screen to see who's been buzzing him...]
Hear what? Who is this?
Hear what? Who is this?
[Something like that.]
... I'm sure it is. What's this about?
... I'm sure it is. What's this about?
This is Phoenix Wright! And I would appreciate it if you would leave me alone now!
I did?
[Pause. And then a follow-up message.]
This is probably going to sound like an odd question, but what did it say?
[Pause. And then a follow-up message.]
This is probably going to sound like an odd question, but what did it say?
[....! Phoenix Wright? But that imbecile!! Here?! A long moment before he decides to answer:]
No. I demand to know why you are here. And how you obtained this number.
No. I demand to know why you are here. And how you obtained this number.
(I feel like I'm being made a fool out of...)
"Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?"
"Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?"
Why I'm where?
Look, go look at your own history. You texted me first.
Look, go look at your own history. You texted me first.
When did you arrive?
[And why wasn't he informed, for that matter?]
I did no such thing!
['Click'..This would involve him pressing a button and incidentally brushing the voice function in the process.]
Impossible.
[He muttered...scrolling up. Stiffens, his mouth tightening in silent horror. Of all things to send to a defense attorney, this was perhaps the worst.]
I...did not write that.
[And why wasn't he informed, for that matter?]
I did no such thing!
['Click'..This would involve him pressing a button and incidentally brushing the voice function in the process.]
Impossible.
[He muttered...scrolling up. Stiffens, his mouth tightening in silent horror. Of all things to send to a defense attorney, this was perhaps the worst.]
I...did not write that.
Edited 2012-02-03 17:57 (UTC)
(Von Karma... it IS him! von Karma--that is, Franziska--already said that he was here, but now...)
A little too appropriate to be a coincidence, von Karma!
A little too appropriate to be a coincidence, von Karma!
(...Not that nipple rings are appropriate in any sense of the word when dealing with von Karma.)
[Nnnngh. How utterly irritating that he should find out this way...]
Not appropriate at all, fool. Why, I ask you, would I write such unsavory nonsense about the state of my...body to you, of all people? I would never mutilate myself on a whim as a cultural fashion statement.
Not appropriate at all, fool. Why, I ask you, would I write such unsavory nonsense about the state of my...body to you, of all people? I would never mutilate myself on a whim as a cultural fashion statement.
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