[She'll switch over to voice now, and you can hear the relief in it.] Oh. So nothing horrible. [Phew!] Sorry about that; there seems to be a virus affecting everyone's NVs, sending out random text messages. You might want to look through your own recently sent list just in case.
[text]
Date: 2012-02-02 01:40 am (UTC)Because life is full of mysteries?
[text]
Date: 2012-02-02 02:54 am (UTC)... I'm sure it is. What's this about?
[text]
Date: 2012-02-03 04:03 am (UTC)[text]
Date: 2012-02-03 04:08 am (UTC)[Pause. And then a follow-up message.]
This is probably going to sound like an odd question, but what did it say?
[text]
Date: 2012-02-03 03:15 pm (UTC)"Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?"
Voice
Date: 2012-02-04 08:42 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2012-02-04 04:30 pm (UTC)(If so, I'm not sure if that would be relieving or even more worrying.)
R-Right, I'll check... Thanks.
Voice
Date: 2012-02-06 03:10 am (UTC)I can't even fathom why anyone would do something like cover a puzzle in sauce and put it in a microwave.
Voice
Date: 2012-02-06 03:12 am (UTC)Maybe it was a jigsaw of a grilled chicken sandwich or something.
(Anyone can make a mistake, after all.)