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ace_attorney

"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."

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ace_of_knaves

My underwear smells like fireworks.

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ace_attorney

(I'm trying to figure out how that would happen while still... being not on fire.)

Sir, I think you have the wrong number.

(If there's a right number for this message, I can't imagine what it would be.)

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makethemguilty

This room I'm in is full of reasons why I should be in prison.

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ace_attorney

(...H-Huh?)

Who is this?

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makethemguilty

My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

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Text...Voice?

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This is too rich.

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Re: This is too rich.

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Omg. xD

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oops I lost this somehow

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whippings

I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.

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ace_attorney

(I can't say I'm surprised. Something was going to snap eventually. Something that wasn't a whip.)

Sounds like you're really hard at work as a teacher, von Karma.

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whippings

Of course I am; that barely even needs stating.

[Also known as: why are you speaking to her, Phoenix Wright.]

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runebladeknight

Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?

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ace_attorney

(What is today, stupid day?)

Because life is full of mysteries?

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runebladeknight

[Something like that.]

... I'm sure it is. What's this about?

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acemedium

[Continued from here]

[SHE IS NOT. Well, maybe. Phoenix isn't responding so she can't say anything further, but Maya makes a mental note to get back to this later]

Are you hungry, Nick?

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ace_attorney

(Yeah. I don't know what else to say about this now, anyway...

But I know what this is about.)

...I don't have any money, Maya.

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acemedium

[And then Maya says two words that no one could have ever expected to hear from her, least of all Phoenix]

I'll pay.

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[Action] 1/? IT'S ON BITCH

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[Ring, ring...]

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Wright here.

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Wright. It's Edgeworth.

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FEEL FREE TO IGNORE B/C I AM TERRIBLE

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/HITS YOU, YOU TERRIBLE PERSON!!!

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OW OH GOD I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME

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...OKAY FINE.

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hejhej

Hello, Mr. Wright. My name is Irene Nesser and I was interested in working at your law firm. Feel free to contact me at this number if there are any positions available. I am looking for full-time, if you have anything, particularly as an assistant.

Thank you for your time.

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[Ring, ring.]

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[She nearly jumps out of her skin when the cell phone rings. Lisbeth forgot it existed for the sake of being in Irene's name. When she saw the number, she extinguished her cigarette and prepped her voice properly before answering.]

Hello, Mr. Wright.

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Mr. Wright? This is Raul Creed, I need to speak to you about representing my-- a friend of mine who is in dire need of legal counsel. If you could call me back at your earliest convenience, that would be appreciated.