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ace_attorney
"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."
ace_attorney"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."
Double viral text; Couldn't resist.
Date: 2012-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-02 01:42 am (UTC)I really don't want to hear about it.
Text.
Date: 2012-02-02 01:53 am (UTC)Hear what? Who is this?
Text.
Date: 2012-02-03 04:02 am (UTC)Text.
Date: 2012-02-03 04:32 am (UTC)No. I demand to know why you are here. And how you obtained this number.
Text.
Date: 2012-02-03 03:17 pm (UTC)Look, go look at your own history. You texted me first.
Text...Voice?
Date: 2012-02-03 05:56 pm (UTC)[And why wasn't he informed, for that matter?]
I did no such thing!
['Click'..This would involve him pressing a button and incidentally brushing the voice function in the process.]
Impossible.
[He muttered...scrolling up. Stiffens, his mouth tightening in silent horror. Of all things to send to a defense attorney, this was perhaps the worst.]
I...did not write that.
[text]
Date: 2012-02-03 10:30 pm (UTC)A little too appropriate to be a coincidence, von Karma!
2/2
Date: 2012-02-03 10:31 pm (UTC)This is too rich.
Date: 2012-02-04 01:44 am (UTC)Not appropriate at all, fool. Why, I ask you, would I write such unsavory nonsense about the state of my...body to you, of all people? I would never mutilate myself on a whim as a cultural fashion statement.
Re: This is too rich.
Date: 2012-02-04 04:27 pm (UTC)Regardless, metal detectors, courthouses, and prison? Sounds like a recipe for von Karma to me.
no subject
Date: 2012-02-04 05:49 pm (UTC)To be expected, of a second-rate attorney.
no subject
Date: 2012-02-06 02:34 am (UTC)It's either that or you were imperfect enough to lose control of your NV. The real second-rate attorney is the one who committed a crime himself. Especially a murder.
♥
Date: 2012-02-06 04:42 am (UTC)So I did commit it perfectly, and I was punished, perfectly. That holds no bearing on my abilities as a prosecutor. Your logic is flawed.
no subject
Date: 2012-02-09 06:41 am (UTC)(...Take that.)
Omg. xD
Date: 2012-02-09 08:51 am (UTC)Clearly, this is a waste of my time.
[You're not proving any points, you know.]
oops I lost this somehow
Date: 2012-02-12 04:33 am (UTC)I didn't ask for you to keep messaging me! In fact, I think I said "leave me alone" and "I really don't want to hear about it"!
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Date: 2012-02-13 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 07:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 07:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 07:42 am (UTC)