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[ace_attorney]

"...R-Right. I mean... This is Phoenix Wright. I'm not available right now, so leave me a message."

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[ace_attorney]

(...Not that nipple rings are appropriate in any sense of the word when dealing with von Karma.)

This is too rich.

[makethemguilty]

[Nnnngh. How utterly irritating that he should find out this way...]

Not appropriate at all, fool. Why, I ask you, would I write such unsavory nonsense about the state of my...body to you, of all people? I would never mutilate myself on a whim as a cultural fashion statement.

Re: This is too rich.

[ace_attorney]

(I don't know why you did it! I don't know why you do anything. Except pick your PIN number. Which I should probably keep in mind if I ever need quick cash.)

Regardless, metal detectors, courthouses, and prison? Sounds like a recipe for von Karma to me.

[makethemguilty]

... . .. ...Bah. I have no reason to explain myself over something so moronic. You may interpret as you wish, but regardless of the assumptions you make you would be wrong.

To be expected, of a second-rate attorney.

[ace_attorney]

(Giving me this again, von Karma? I don't need it right now.)

It's either that or you were imperfect enough to lose control of your NV. The real second-rate attorney is the one who committed a crime himself. Especially a murder.

♥

[makethemguilty]

There is such a thing as an imperfect security system, fool. Evidently, the network has its own share of imperfections. Or have you forgotten there are possibilities that lie outside of your narrow-minded assumptions?

So I did commit it perfectly, and I was punished, perfectly. That holds no bearing on my abilities as a prosecutor. Your logic is flawed.

[ace_attorney]

Narrow mind or not, I'd prefer not to have it widened by hearing about your nipple rings. Though I'm sure they're perfect.

(...Take that.)

Omg. xD

[makethemguilty]

[He's not going to disprove that by showing the man his chest. That would be...inappropriate.]

Clearly, this is a waste of my time.

[You're not proving any points, you know.]

oops I lost this somehow

[ace_attorney]

(I think I won that one!)

I didn't ask for you to keep messaging me! In fact, I think I said "leave me alone" and "I really don't want to hear about it"!

[makethemguilty]

Then I'll oblige you.

[ace_attorney]

(Good!)

[makethemguilty]

[Heard that.]

[ace_attorney]

(............)