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(...H-Huh?)

Who is this?

My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

Edited 2012-02-01 07:45 (UTC)

(The metal detector at the courthouse... That's suspicious. But much more horrifying is the beginning of that sentence. I hope he has a bad case of Autocorrectitis or something.)

I really don't want to hear about it.

[Peering at the screen to see who's been buzzing him...]

Hear what? Who is this?

This is Phoenix Wright! And I would appreciate it if you would leave me alone now!

[....! Phoenix Wright? But that imbecile!! Here?! A long moment before he decides to answer:]

No. I demand to know why you are here. And how you obtained this number.

Why I'm where? Look, go look at your own history. You texted me first.

When did you arrive?

[And why wasn't he informed, for that matter?]

I did no such thing!

['Click'..This would involve him pressing a button and incidentally brushing the voice function in the process.]

Impossible.

[He muttered...scrolling up. Stiffens, his mouth tightening in silent horror. Of all things to send to a defense attorney, this was perhaps the worst.]

I...did not write that.

Edited 2012-02-03 17:57 (UTC)

(Von Karma... it IS him! von Karma--that is, Franziska--already said that he was here, but now...)

A little too appropriate to be a coincidence, von Karma!

(...Not that nipple rings are appropriate in any sense of the word when dealing with von Karma.)

[Nnnngh. How utterly irritating that he should find out this way...]

Not appropriate at all, fool. Why, I ask you, would I write such unsavory nonsense about the state of my...body to you, of all people? I would never mutilate myself on a whim as a cultural fashion statement.

(I don't know why you did it! I don't know why you do anything. Except pick your PIN number. Which I should probably keep in mind if I ever need quick cash.)

Regardless, metal detectors, courthouses, and prison? Sounds like a recipe for von Karma to me.

... . .. ...Bah. I have no reason to explain myself over something so moronic. You may interpret as you wish, but regardless of the assumptions you make you would be wrong. To be expected, of a second-rate attorney.

(Giving me this again, von Karma? I don't need it right now.)

It's either that or you were imperfect enough to lose control of your NV. The real second-rate attorney is the one who committed a crime himself. Especially a murder.

There is such a thing as an imperfect security system, fool. Evidently, the network has its own share of imperfections. Or have you forgotten there are possibilities that lie outside of your narrow-minded assumptions? So I did commit it perfectly, and I was punished, perfectly. That holds no bearing on my abilities as a prosecutor. Your logic is flawed.

Narrow mind or not, I'd prefer not to have it widened by hearing about your nipple rings. Though I'm sure they're perfect.

(...Take that.)

[He's not going to disprove that by showing the man his chest. That would be...inappropriate.]

Clearly, this is a waste of my time.

[You're not proving any points, you know.]

Edited 2012-02-09 08:52 (UTC)

(I think I won that one!)

I didn't ask for you to keep messaging me! In fact, I think I said "leave me alone" and "I really don't want to hear about it"!

Then I'll oblige you.

(Good!)

[Heard that.]

(............)

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Double viral text; Couldn't resist.

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This is too rich.

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